CYBERSMELL - INTERPRETIVE TEXT
Although it kind of defeats the purpose, we do offer interpretive text versions of CyberSmell files. Rather than actually having (for example) the sweet, dewy damp dawn of an Irish heather gorse waft through your home via the magic of CyberSmell (TM), you may choose instead to read the dense, sometimes absurdly florid prose descriptions which will be posted throughout sites equipped with CyberSmell. After all, there are many churlish dolts out there who chose to major in English, and, as part of our court-ordered community service efforts, we have chosen to employ a few of those poor, lost souls. There are currently no openings available for these positions.
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